Eddie The Eunuch Lyrics - Kris Kristofferson

Eddie the Eunuch was a weasel 

Nasty as an old man's nose 

Making believin' he was evil 

Struttin' in his mama's clothes 

You know that Eddie had a bad connection 

Never had a chance to ball 

Sleeping in the wrong direction, baby 

Dreaming he was ten feet tall 

But now Eddie the Eunuch is a rock and roll critic 

Sucking like a super star 

Slicker than a shoe-shine 

Quicker than a two-time 

Eddie what a thang you are 

Eddie makes a damn good livin', baby 

Putting other people down 

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Eddie couldn't ever forgive them baby 

'Cause he wasn't Jackson Browne. 

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