Wed War Lyrics - Kottonmouth Kings

Just a minute ladies and gentelmen, I think something is happening 

The planet earth is the third outermost planet of nine planets orbiting a single sun 

A long time ago in a far away galaxy 

Alien dope fiends ran out of the weed 

They built a ship with a cannabis radar 

Before they left they built 2 for Darth Vader 

Who told them of a planet where the dank shit grows 

And hydroponics is a science that everyone knows 

So they set out on a mission to a planet called earth 

On a never ending quest to get their herbs 

Their on a never ending quest to get high, 

Their on a never ending quest to get high, 

It's a weed war and somebodies gonna die 

Abductees on T.V told me in secrecy 

about a government conspiracy 

to snatch all of our crops 

to keep the cops paid 

Pot for technology the deal has been made 

And uncle sam is behind the scam 

He's slinging sacks behind our backs 

Raisin the tax to the max 

I hear he's geting stoned with the sleestax 

Renegade potsmokers get united 

UFO's and dirtfeelers have been sighted 

So people don't trip and cause mass hysteria 

There's a skunky funky smell in the roswell area 

51 ships have landed 

They've been commanded 

to grab the herbs that we have planted 

You know they didn't count on a counterattack 

and I never leave home without a 

Fat sack 

So I grabbed my nine gram bag of kind 

A lighter and some papers 

It was all I could find 

Ran to head quarters, grabbed a big old glass 

With the intention of smokin some alien grass 

Were on a neverending quest to get high, 

A neverending quest to get high, 

Were on a neverending quest to get high, 

Circles in my crop that shit gotta stop 

Were on a neverending quest to get high, 

Were on a neverending quest to get high, 

Were on a neverending quest to get high, 

Circles in my crop that shit gotta stop 

So we pulled up to the gates of the alien camp 

We've come all alone with some homegrown hemp 

Fighting for the right of mans' kind 

(Alien) We can outsmoke you earthlings anytime 

So you wanna battle? 

Lets get it on 

Me and you 

One on One 

Bong for Bong 

Hey grey, I hope your vegetarian 

Cause floatacious dank 

Is what I'm carrying 

He replied 

(Alien) This shit's alright 

And he broke out with some space flavoured kryptonite 

So I broke off a chunk of that cosmic funk 

And I shattered the glass like Shag fu dunk 

It's my turn so I reached in my sack 

To pack a fat bowl to make this (inaudible) 

Pulled the switch with some ditch dirt weed 

Sticks oregano and some birdseed 

He started chokin, smoke was shooting out his gills 

And when he drank the bong water 

Ooh, He gave me chills 

I mean he fell on the ground and started throwin up 

As I went crosseyed his head was blowin up 

His brain exploded, the shed was fried 

That was the last of the neverending quest to get high 

Were on a neverending quest to get high, 

It's a weed war and the aliens just died