Stoner Bitch Lyrics - Hidden Stash 420 - Kottonmouth Kings

Stoner Bitch 

By: The Kottonmouth Kings 

I need a stoner bitch 

I need a sto-sto-sto-stoner bitch 

I need a sto-sto-sto-sto-sto stoner bitch 

Repeat x2 (with voice altering) 

{Potluck} 

I need a stoner bitch baby 

Lookin just like you 

And if you like to get high 

Well then you just might do 

Never cry you only sad 

when the sack is gone 

I got a pound and a bong 

So girl pack the bong 

Fuck the Coach, Fuck the Prada, 

Fuck the Dolce and Gabbana 

Shes happy kickin back 

smokin a fat sac of Marijuana 

Well be together forever 

thats what she promised me 

The only breakin up we do 

Is when we breakin up the weed 

And please believe shes doin it right 

Shes the type of girl that likes 

to smoke and fuck all night 

Shes the love of my life 

My stoner bitch is the Bombay 

Shes better than a blonde babe 

And better than Beyonce 

Ass so big you can see it from the front 

And shes so damn sexy 

how she pass the blunt 

My stoner bitch is like a dream to me 

She be so fine 

I gotta make this little fly 

Stoner bitch all mine 

[Chorus] 

{Potluck} 

I need a sto-sto-sto-stoner bitch 

I need a sto-sto-sto-sto-sto stoner bitch 

(repeat x2) 

Some men they wanna girl 

Whos gotta nice face 

Big ass titties and a slim ass waist 

Some men they wanna girl 

Who they know can cook and clean 

Take care of the kids 

and hook a steak up in between 

Some men they wanna girl 

Who can be a freak in bed 

Suck a good dick and put they legs 

behind they head 

But me I wanna stoner bitch 

who always got a blunt 

The type of girl that love to smoke 

and skillz at rollin up 

{Daddy X} 

I got a stoner bitch 

Shes the queen of the green 

She licks my nut sac 

Like she licks the blunt baby we 

Always stoned at the pad 

Up at rollers rollin green 

Fat airtight joints shes a rollin machine 

Shes a queen 

and Im a Kottonmouth King 

And we fiends for the green 

And the sex in between 

The hits and the ditz is like bouncin all crazy 

We be high in the sheets fuckin stoned 

pickin daisies 

Its amazing and this is no fabrication 

Daddy X I got the finest stoner bitch in the nation 

And I put that on circa like my mothafuckin life 

Til death do us part shes my bud smoking wife 

[Talk] 

{Potluck} 

She was probably one of the best hoes 

If not thee best hoe I ever had 

What she would do is like 

little shit that I like done 

Uh, havin my joint rolled and ready 

{johnny richter} 

Yeah rolled and ready 

pack and load it now its time to smoke 

And talk about my stoner bitch 

cuz man she aint no joke 

Lets get it straight 

dont ever let her hear you call her bitch 

Just like the lights go on and off 

her attitude will switch 

I got a fine lady love to blaze 

and sit some while 

and lay up on the couch with me 

when its getting close to game time 

My stoner ladys bad as fuck 

And yes she likes to fuck 

Like simon loves it when 

Im diggin deep inside her guts 

No macaroni and cheese please 

shell hit the store 

If we outta weed 

then shes out the door to make a score 

She be the love of my life 

I know shes down to ride 

My stoner baby maybe someday 

be my stoner wife 

[Chorus] 

I need a sto-sto-sto-stoner bitch 

I need a sto-sto-sto-sto-sto stoner bitch 

(repeat x2) 

{Potluck} 

My stoner bitch got ass for days 

the munchies make her thick 

She help me grow my plants 

And she knows a couple tricks 

The type a bitch who never snitch 

And quick to light a spliff 

The type a bitch who takin trips 

And help me sell my shit 

My girl she got a green thumb 

And round my green house 

She pickin up my pounds 

And she drive em down south 

Your girl is kinda bullshit 

Ya no smoking with your spouse 

She gotcha watchin Oprah 

while you cuddle on the couch 

But me Im sayin fuck a bitch 

Unless she wanna smoke 

Tell a couple funny jokes 

While she takes another toke 

Some girls will take a cherry stem 

and tie em with their tongue 

My girl will roll another blunt 

and smoke it til its done 

Your bitch is in the kitchen 

with some chickin shake n bake 

My bitch is takin bong hits 

and love the way I bake 

Cuz Im a stoner, you a stoner 

shes a stoner too 

And Im in love with stoner bitches 

Just like you 

I need a stoner bitch