Keith 'n Me Lyrics - Kool Keith

[Keith's rhyme] 

Baby, can you feel my love? 

I got my shorts on- 

And I'm taking them off 

Now when I saw your face I'm a believer 

Hey what you got the keys to my Beamer 

A keeper get the fever viva end receiver 

Oochie Wally Wally leave it to my Beaver 

Take a big sip and inhale, you tip the scale 

If this rap game don't work out baby you cut for Chippendales 

I got my nails done for this special day, Oil of Olay 

Case of Criss in piss in the bidet I'm Miss rappin Jon Benet 

Big hunk blowin spunk in the back of the top bunk 

Slam dunk Daft Punk's voice box in the water kerplunk 

Get krunk forget Clyde and Bonnie Ted Bundy and Peg Bundy Burt and Loni 

Nancy and Ronnie Betty and Barney smokin mariwanni, I'm a little horny 

On and on a common bond two vagabonds in Vuitton 

Eatin Cinnebons at a mall on Mars where we belong 

Arm in arm naked making spawn at the salad bar get salad tongs deliver our new baby born 

Wait something's wrong, I gotta call my moms tell her Keith's on my song 

Ultramagnetic you helped my headache like a music paramedic you mad athletic there I said it 

I'm older now, Come 'n get it 

We're like Doin it and Doin it well, So poetic 

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[Keith's rhyme] 

You and me like ET and Drew Barrymore 

Pick Reese's Pieces off your piece I want to marry more Keith 

You'll be comin soon to a theater near me 

Veni Vidi Veni Veni-I came I saw I came and I came again that's three 

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[Keith's rhyme] 

I think about you and the things you say when you rhyme 

Won't beat around the bush so you can beat around mine 

I'm a Slinky, coil my butt back and forth down the stair I'm kinkier than pubic hair