Captain Save Em Lyrics - Spankmaster - Kool Keith

[Kool Keith: talking] 

Yeah 

All you ladies walkin around in the club 

With them fake engagement rings on 

Acting like you married 

The Captain is here 

We shall report to the front 

And all you guys acting like you real players 

Who always talk behind peopla back 

I never see you with no girls! 

It's gettin kinda strange, funny style 

Let the Captain begin 

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[Kool Keith] 

White Stesson hat, fur manicure, matchin mink 

Makin NBA players start to think, who's that standin' over there 

Takin pictures for Rolling Stone magazine with a leash on a polar bear 

Sky blue suit from Milan, girls posin their executive area 

Acting like they don't see me, standin in front of me 

Walkin by me three or four times 

Showin me views of they Victoria Secret thongs, tryin to turn me on 

Eyewitness news interrupt the Shane Mosley fight 

Just to pan in closer to my shoes 

Televised, myself beyond cellular phones and buisness cards, I network 

Make the Billboard, number one singers and rappers 

People from RCA, Clive Davis net-hurt 

[Chorus - 2x] 

Save 'em (save 'em) 

Captain save 'em all (save 'em all) 

Save 'em (save 'em) 

Captain save 'em all (save 'em all) 

Photos 

[Kool Keith] 

Cover my face with Rayban glasses, from photographers I try to hide 

Ladies with lingerie cry, cause I wear protection won't come inside 

Places get empty when I leave 

Pay butlers 600 dollars a minute just to adjust my cufflinks, and my shirtsleave 

In 2003, in the double R, I lean metallic green 

Professional chauffeurs over my doors 

Women lust over my lyrics like basketball players 

NFL teams walk up unbenouced 

Excuse me! I'm talkin to Tristar Pictures right now 

Keyshawn Johnson I heard you a great football star 

I'm not plastic, but I'm on a conference call 

Talking to Michelle Phieffer and Ben Barene 

Go down stairs to the movie theaters 

Me and my old lady like the persuaders 

Morrie alligators, 800 combination flavors 

Countin presidents, we stand with cash mil's, like the Miz 

[Chorus - 2x] 

[Kool Keith] 

Jacuzzi bathtub, with a 24-second clock to take your panties down 

If not most girls get replaced by a sub 

Sent home, upscale in a limosine with a Subway sandwich and a dub 

erased from the system 

I move better, collared shirt made of leather 

Why would you be walking around Beverley Hills wearin pleather? 

With lights, camera, action 

A part of my MCing is a small fraction 

Strong machines coming on Greyhound from Memphis 

Girls screamin at the Captain, "I wanna be saved!" 

Me and Barbara Streisand walking down the corridor, with more 

(And so much to offer) 

[Chorus - 2x] 

Save 'em! (save 'em)