Hard Wit No Hoe Lyrics - Mr. Hood - Kmd

I wish I could go along with you but I do have a problem. I've got 

My (Soul!) but I can't find my (Damn Hoe!) 

Poor X not only do I headsweat from headsets 

Full time Era come at X from knockin' Z's correct 

Next step's to count sheep 

But too many sheep ain't jumpin' hurdles they sleep 

Yeah they sleep I think I'll check a shorter story 

Title Bo's Hoe sound's boring perfect for these 

Sleepless nights, though I feel quite over-aged 

Yeah, I know turn the page 

Ha-ha huh let's begin 

Book-marks the first page 

And reads once upon an age in a far far land 

Lived three farmers, Tom, Sam and Bo of course 

From behind Tom's black fence Tom peeps across 

Just to witness Sam's crop business 

Boomin' like the big guy's, but get this 

Sam sold to uncles and cousins, poor Tom crams 

He sold his to get a fence like Sam (yeah) 

Page 2 Sam view's the sight - 

What goes at Bo's over his picket white 

Slowly he peeks only to see Bo plantin' 

Sweet potatoes with his brand new hoe 

Bo sees Sam but's not frettin', more sweatin' 

Thinkin' about steppin' to the crib, forgettin' 

'Bout his brand new hoe, Old Mickey D would say Sam's tricky 

The plot thickens, onto page 3 

Top of the mornin', sun's up, skies are blue 

Once nothin then cock-a-doodle-doo 

All three knew this tool more than well 

Sure beats alarm bells, they induce head swells 

Well, clock says Sam's off to tend to his crop 

Time says Farmer Tom's off to mop 

Bo's up and at 'em, then twitches one eye 

For something here is not quite cipher 

"E-I-E-I-O!" screamed Bo 

"Left on my lawn, now it's gone, where's my hoe? 

O woe is me, how will I ever plant seeds 

Lay the fertilizer, dig up the weeds? 

Plus make true my foremost desire 

To get a picket fence and trash the chicken wire?" 

By, uh, 100% life gets hard 

When one hoe goes from one's garden