Revenge Of The Nerds Lyrics - Kj-52

Would you please, 

would you dance with me, 

my darling would you please take a chance with me, 

i see you over there with the jocks, 

i see you over there with the rich boys, 

i see you over there with all the pretty girls, 

and im asking one thing... 

Back in the day i used to rock the mc hammer pants 

jump in the middle of the party bust the running man 

doing the roger rabbit at the middle school dance 

got my man next to the bleachers now thats where we stand 

walk up to the girl like now will you dance with me? 

shes like well listen youll never ever have a chance with me 

i got a boyfriend and hes at like six foot three 

250 pounds and he could beat you up in his sleep 

and im like well really whats that got to do with me? 

i dont see him around here so why dont you just come with me 

ill get you some fruit punch maybe some cookies 

i got the new vanilla ice tape how can you not love me? 

shes like well first off all your pants is straight ugly 

you cant dance and your personality just bugs me 

so back up off me cause i really gots to let you know 

that my boyfriends right over there ohh i got to go 

Would you please, 

would you dance with me, 

my darling would you please take a chance with me, 

i see you over there with the jocks, 

i see you over there with the rich boys, 

i see you over there with all the pretty girls, 

and im asking one thing... 

I grew up in inglewood a little brown boy 

had straight hair and i rocked corduroy 

walked down venice way in my own way 

wasnt very popular with the girls in 5th grade 

they used to call me nerd 

that was even if they used to call me at all 

across the school hall i put my head and thought 

what could i do to pursue and fought 

in my own mind was a struggle of sorts 

school was a game and i was off court 

on the bench and the coach wouldnt let me off once 

i sat in the corner of the yard like a dunce 

and all i ever wanted was the girl to have lunch 

maybe in the cafeteria with some punch 

but it didnt happen i didnt have heart 

cause i knew how it would end from the start and then i asked... 

Would you please, 

would you dance with me, 

my darling would you please take a chance with me, 

i see you over there with the jocks, 

i see you over there with the rich boys, 

i see you over there with all the pretty girls, 

and im asking one thing... 

When i was growing up it was hard to be happy 

kids knock the books out my hand and make fun of my acne (exactly) 

give me a wedgie while they throw spitballs at me 

and stuff me in my own locker and laugh at me 

(ahhhh ha.) oh you think thats real funny 

cause im 5 foot with huge feet and i dress crummy 

and all the school bullies want to just take my lunch money 

cmon man i only got a dollar twenty 

ya know ya life is just really sad man 

when you play dodge ball your picked as the last man 

and ya run as fast as ya can just like a mad man 

cause the football team wants to throw you in the trash can 

so really will this madness ever end 

really will the nerd ever get revenge? 

will this girl call me back at around ten? 

will you go out w/ me? i just want to be friends 

Would you please, 

would you dance with me, 

my darling would you please take a chance with me, 

i see you over there with the jocks, 

i see you over there with the rich boys, 

i see you over there with all the pretty girls, 

and im asking one thing... 

Now days im a little older plus a little bolder 

but it seems like i just cant get over 

you ever have a day where nothing goes right 

well that just seems to be the story of my whole entire life 

so anybody out there know what i mean? 

to feel like your third string on a football team? 

and ya never ever gonna reach any of your dreams? 

and your only hope is making onion rings at burger king 

but now a days a lot of things done changed 

since christ came into my life now and just rearranged 

the way i look at myself son it aint the same 

i drive in a whole nother lane going against the grain 

i know it might just seem a little strange 

the fact remains i changed when i called on his name 

so call me a nerd call me lame it dont matter to me 

see all i need to know is that my wife will dance with me 

Would you please, 

would you dance with me, 

my darling would you please take a chance with me, 

i see you over there with the jocks, 

i see you over there with the rich boys, 

i see you over there with all the pretty girls, 

and im asking one thing... 

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