Fivetweesy Lyrics - Singles - Kj-52

It's Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, 

It's Fivetweezy 

Well, I've been gone but I'm back again 

It's been too long, you wondering where I been 

Well, I betcha I thought I would pack it in 

Since I got this new MTV for dear slim 

Aw, man why'd yall play me? 

TRL you drive me crazy 

And everybody really hates me 

I thought we were friends, Carson Daley 

So, man, I tried out for American Idol 

I got up and sang for Simon Cowell 

But he said I was 'absolutely horrible' 

He said I was worse than William Hung 2 

Now what do I do, please help me, could yah 

I keep getting punk'd like Ashton Kutcher 

Since my names still bashed and butchered 

Ima just change it, so listen would yah? 

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It's Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, 

It's Fivetweezy 

That's what my friends just call me 

It's Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, 

It's Fivetweezy 

That's what my friends just call me 

Now I don't know if I'm past my prime 

I'm feeling old, I just turned 29 

It's crazy; I think I lost my mind 

Cause lately it shows I forget my uh... 

Sometimes I feel like my brain is missing 

Sometimes I feel like Jessica Simpson 

Don't know if tuna's fish or chicken 

I told yah it's five two, nobody listens 

Okay, you don't believe that it's true 

Even my mom still thinks it's 52 

Now I tried to explain but it's no use 

At least the kids say man your cool 

No really man I can't complain 

Kids take puff paint and write my name 

On their t-shirts and they be like wahhh 

That's why it's time for me to change 

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It's Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, 

It's Fivetweezy 

That's what my friends just call me 

It's Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, 

It's Fivetweezy 

That's what my friends just call me 

Now I used to come through with my system blasting 

People couldn't miss it when I tried to pass them 

In a Honda civic with the muffler dragging 

Shoes off, hairy feet like Bilbo Baggins 

Back when I was living wrong 

I need to get tipsy like Jay Kwon 

But nowadays all I need is God 

And a mic and a DJ and my i-pod 

All righty put your dance shoes on 

And everybody just get your groove on 

We'll rock the party till the break of dawn 

And even get your grandma to sing along 

Now what I say, don't take this lightly 

God runs things, not Bruce Almighty 

He's Jesus, the only one I need 

Now Fivetweezy, yall know what I mean 

It's Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, 

It's Fivetweezy 

That's what my friends just call me 

It's Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, 

It's Fivetweezy 

That's what my friends just call me 

(Interlude) 

It's Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, 

It's Fivetweezy 

That's what my friends just call me 

It's Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy, 

It's Fivetweezy 

That's what my friends just call me