England 2 Colombia 0 Lyrics - Kirsty Maccoll

Oh you shouldn't have kissed me and got me so excited 

And when you asked me out I really was delighted 

So we went to a pub in belsize park 

And we cheered on england as the sky grew dark 

Oh you shouldn't have kissed me cause you started a fire 

But then I found out that you're a serial liar 

You lied about your status 

You lied about your life 

You never mentioned your three children 

And the fact you have a wife 

Now it's england 2 colombia 0 

And I know just how those colombians feel 

If you hadn't passed out while I was talking to your friend 

It could have really ended badly cause you very nearly had me 

If he hadn't taken pity on my heart full of desire 

I might never have found out you're a serial liar 

You lied about your status 

You lied about your life 

You forgot you have three children 

You forgot you have a wife 

Now it's england 2 colombia 0 

And I know just how those colombians feel 

It is not in my nature to ever pick the winning team 

Sometimes I think I'm happy then I remember it's a dream 

Now it isn't in my nature to ever pick a winner 

I always pick a bastard who would have me for his dinner 

I can never possess the object of my desire 

Cause he's bound to turn out to be a serial liar 

Ok I didn't mention my kids, I thought I'd wait a bit 

But I am free and single and he's a lying git 

Cause he lied about his status 

He lied about his life 

He forgot he had three children 

He forgot he had a wife 

And it's england 2 colombia 0 

I know just how those colombians feel 

So I got into a taxi and sobbed all the way home 

Called my friend up in sao paulo and cried down the phone 

I played some tragic music and I lay down to die 

But later I woke and I hadn't stopped crying 

You should never have kissed me, you tasted of deceit 

Your perfume was adultery but I'm not a piece of meat 

So I'll be the one that you couldn't acquire 

I found out in time you're a serial liar 

You lied about your status 

You lied about your life 

And I pity your three children 

And I pity your poor wife 

Now you can go to hell 

I'm going to brazil 

Still it's england 2 colombia 0