Lounge Dummy Lyrics - Kinky Machine

I wanna be a lounge dummy 

And watch the world from my settee 

Cos I'm so cute, they're so ugly 

Remote control makes my heart bleed 

Religion and beauty queens 

Come on down the refugees 

Cos money grows on gameshow trees 

And the soaps never get too dirty 

I wanna be a lounge dummy 

There's a channel that's always sunny 

I just wanna be a lounge dummy 

I wanna be a lounge dummy 

Going out makes me uptight 

I think I'll stay at home tonight 

Dinner's in the microwave 

From my? ? ? 

I wanna be a lounge dummy 

There's a channel that's always sunny 

I just wanna say I'm home, honey 

I wanna be a lounge dummy 

Count to 10 and close my eyes 

Promise you won't tell me lies 

Count to 10 and close my eyes 

Promise you won't tell me lies 

I wanna be a lounge dummy 

There's a channel that's always sunny 

I just wanna say I'm home, honey 

I wanna be a lounge dummy 

Dummy 

Dummy 

Just wanna be a lounge dummy 

I just wanna be a lounge dummy 

Just wanna be a lounge dummy