London Homesick Blues Lyrics - Kinky Friedman

(gary p. nunn) 

When you're down on your luck 

And you ain't got a buck 

In london, you're a goner 

And london bridge 

Has fallen down 

And moved to arizona 

Now I know why 

We'll now substantiate the rumor 

That the english sense of humor 

Is drier than the texas sands. 

You can put up your dukes 

Go bet your boots 

I'll be leavin' here as soon as I can. 

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Well, I decided that 

I'd take my cowboy hat 

And go down to the marble arch station 

'cause when a texan fancies 

To take his chances 

Chances will be taken, 

That's for sure. 

And goes blind me eyes 

For eying the prize 

Some people call manly footwear 

'cause when your thumb down south 

When you open your mouth 

You always seem to put your foot there. 

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