Homo Erectus Lyrics - Kinky Friedman

(kinky friedman & panama red) 

I left barber college 

Searchin' for knowledge, 

Went to the university. 

I must confess, sir 

This lady professor 

She turned me on to anthropology. 

Now I'm a homo erectus 

Got to connect this 

Bone that I discovered yesterday. 

Tyrannosaurus 

Lived in the forest, 

Died because it's heart got in the way. 

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Dear doctor howard 

Come down from your tower 

And join me for lunch at the y. 

Although you're thirty 

I still think you're pretty 

Let's give it that good ole college try. 

cause I'm a homo erectus 

Got to connect this 

Bone that I discovered yesterday. 

Tyrannosaurus 

Lived in the forest, 

Died because it's heart got in the way. 

Ok! 

Hey jomo kenyatta 

No, no, you're not a 

Australopithecine boogieman. 

It's took us a jillion 

But we're all still here, been 

Boogeyin' since boogeyin' began. 

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And I'm a homo erectus 

Got to connect this 

Bone that I discovered yesterday. 

Tyrannosaurus 

Lived in the forest, 

Died because it's heart got in the way. 

You know I'm a homo erectus 

Got to connect this 

Bone that I discovered yesterday. 

Tyrannosaurus lived in the forest, 

Died because it's heart got in the way. 

You know that I'm a homo erectus 

Got to connect this 

Bone that I discovered yesterday. 

Tyrannosaurus 

Lived in the forest, 

Died because it's heart got in the way. 

I'm but a homo erectus 

Got to connect this 

Bone that I discovered yesterday. 

Tyrannosaurus 

Lived in the forest, 

Died because it's heart got in the way. 

Watch out for homo erectus ...