Jesus Was Way Cool Lyrics - Mystical Shit & Fluting On The Hump - King Missile

Jesus Was Way Cool 

King Missile _Mystical Shit_ Shimmy Disc 

Jesus was way cool 

Everybody liked Jesus 

Everybody wanted to hang out with him 

Anything he wanted to do, he did 

He turned water into wine 

And if he wanted to 

He could have turned wheat into marijuana 

Or sugar into cocaine 

Or vitamin pills into amphetamines 

He walked on the water 

And swam on the land 

He would tell these stories 

And people would listen 

He was really cool 

If you were blind or lame 

You just went to Jesus 

And he would put his hands on you 

And you would be healed 

That's so cool 

He could've played guitar better than Hendrix 

He could've told the future 

He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world 

He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky 

He could've danced better than Barishnikov 

Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of 

Jesus was way cool 

He told people to eat his body and drink his blood 

That's so cool 

Jesus was so cool 

But then some people got jealous of how cool he was 

So they killed him 

But then he rose from the dead 

He rose from the dead, danced around 

Then went up to heaven 

I mean, that's so cool 

Jesus was way cool 

No wonder there are so many Christians