Farm Lyrics - They - King Missile

"Oh, how delicious!" The pig boy squealed 

As another rush of pure pain came over him 

Then Pig Boy declared 

"This is what Pig Boy truly lives for 

Pig Boy shall wallow 

And sing in the mud and the blood 

If only Pig Boy's eyes could be eaten by ants 

If only Pig Boy could postpone joy forever 

If only Pig Boy could become bacon boy 

Pig Boy is tired of the struggle." 

Just then Farm Boy came 

And chopped off Pig Boy's head 

As Farm Boy ate the bacon, 

He began to feel queasy 

"Say, Ma," said Farm Boy 

"Are you sure this pork was prepared properly?" 

"Why, of course I'm sure, Junior," Ma quickly replied 

"Why would I want to poison my only child?" 

Just then Farm Man burst through the door 

Followed by the baby Jesus 

"I think you're evading the issue again, Martha" 

The big burly man shouted accusingly 

"And I think it's about time someone taught you a lesson or two" 

"You tell 'em, Dad," said Farm Boy 

Who by this time was rolling on the floor in agony 

Farm Man stomped the boy into the ground 

Walked over to the stove and turned on the gas 

He would have lit a cigarette 

But he didn't have any 

He had never smoked in his life 

And this was no time to start 

He stared coldly into Martha's understanding eyes 

Farm Man began to weep 

And he asked Martha if she wanted to go to a movie 

They went to see Sallow 

They loved it so much 

That they sat through it twice 

Completely forgetting the baby Jesus 

Who was accidentally locked in the broom closet 

And slowly suffocated