Indoor Games Lyrics - Lizard - King Crimson

Indoor fireworks amuse your kitchen staff 

Dusting plastic garlic plants 

They snigger in the draught 

When you ride through the parlour 

Wearing nothing but your armour- 

Playing Indoor Games. 

One string puppet shows amuse 

Your sycophantic friends 

Who cheer your rancid recipes 

In fear they might offend, 

Whilst you loaf on your sofa 

Sporting falsies and a toga- 

Playing Indoor Games, Indoor Games. 

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Your mean teetotum spins arouse your seventh wife 

Who pats her sixty little skins 

And reinsures your life, 

Whilst you sulk in your sauna 

'Cos you lost your jigsaw corner- 

Playing Indoor Games, Indoor Games. 

Each afternoon you train baboons to sing 

Or swim in purple perspex water wings. 

Come Saturday jump hopper, chelsea brigade, 

High bender-trender it's all Indoor Games. 

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No ball bagatelle incites 

Your children to conspire, 

They slide across your frying pan 

And fertilize your fire; 

Still you and Jones go madder 

Broken bones-broken ladder- 

Hey Ho...