Will You Be Me? Lyrics - Kimya Dawson

i wonder if you've ever seen 

the way the man in the lookout house looks at me 

before he takes out his teeth and asks me to sign the wall 

and i sign his wall with a heel of bread 

dipped in green listerine 

and then i kiss him on the head 

and leave through the door in the floor 

as he starts to fall down dead 

i've got a pocket full of quarters and i'm headed for the woods 

i'm gonna play miss pac man in a puddle of mud 

i'm not gonna lose my shoes unless i start to cry 

and the man in the moon said i'm not left handed 

and he did a swan dive to the promise land 

while you were lost in my bob hope diamond eyes 

there's scary topiary to the left of the pool 

the trail to the right goes back to middle school 

i'm trying to read what the flashing red letters say 

they say lowest common destiny and so i run away 

'cause i can't make the grade when i'm on display 

here comes the man with the laminated plan 

for the vince mcmahon expressway 

will you be me? will you be me? 

wear my clothes, drink my coffee, 

write my mommy, do my homework, 

feed my babies, fight my crazies 

will you be me? will you be me? 

wear my clothes, drink my coffee, 

write my mommy, do my homework, 

feed my babies, fight my crazies 

my cat came back life, turned into a skunk 

kissed my dog and he got drunk 

when i tried to pet her she turned into a beam of light 

pam and susie were there i said i miss you 

but they didn't hear me 

the ground started bouncing so i jumped up trying 

to feel like an angel flying 

watch out for the power lines 

unless you wanna die