If I Was President Lyrics - Kid Rock

If I was president of good old USA 

You know I'd turn our churches into strip clubs 

And watch the whole world pray 

I'd give the working man back his money 

I'd make the dirty fucking politicians pay 

To all the women raising our children 

I'd give 'em a vacation every year 

To our good women raising our children 

Give 'em a paid vacation every year 

While all the good gals are relaxing 

Us daddy's will be out looking at titties and drinking beer 

If I was president even for just one day 

Ya know I'd make the day Joe C passed away 

One of our nation's new national holidays 

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If I was president I swear I'd get the job done 

Ya know I'd uphold the freedom of speech, baby 

And our rights to carry guns 

I'd give my state of the union address 

From a mile high smoking a joint on air force one 

If I was president I wouldn't lie or sneak around 

If I was president I would have sex in the oval office 

Then lie about it all over town 

I'd put TV cameras in the Lincoln bedroom 

So the whole nation could watch Rock laying it down 

And Monday night football on every TV 

And Lynyrd Skynyrd on every radio 

I'd give myself a pay raise 

So the good folks in New York would never 

Have to pay to see a Kid Rock show 

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I like good whiskey, I like fine ladies too 

I've got off on a bad reputation billy 

From running 'round with cats like you 

I'm so glad to be back in New York City 

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