Billy Lyrics - Singles - Kid Capri

We interrupt this program to bring you a special report 

We are looking for a man named Billy who has just been accused 

For use of fake credit cards, use of UPS trucks and trying 

To sell crack to an undercover token clerk 

What is this world coming to? Well, I'll tell you 

Yeah, his name is Billy 

Now let me tell you 

About this guy right here 

Bust it 

A brainiac, con artist to the T able to geese you and me 

Talks like a psychotic pimp, walks with a limp but he's a wimp 

Mastermind of the computer world, he lives with his wife 

And a cute little girl now this is the story of a family 

And the man of the family, huh, his name was Billy 

Yeah, you know, that guy named Billy 

He was always conning somebody 

He was always getting away with murder word 

His name was Billy 

He tried to have Moet tossin' Olde E money 

I ain't tryin' to have that but let me tell you about this 

Oh, Billy Billy Billy, whassup for today? 

Ha, ha, tell me, did you ever find a way 

To make that money real quick? Well, I got an idea 

So what's the idea? Computer chip 

Here's a job, some numbers, two credit cards 

We'll split it even but here's the odds 

Twenty to one, who's Harry Crumb? 

He's a big fat man which he carries a fat gun 

Now Billy, a smooth operator 

Sneaks out his door, a to the elevator 

Gets on the sixth and gets off on the fifth 

Then heads out the building with 

His little pocket knife in his hand 

Show 'em you're a man Billy, understand? 

A few people try to mug him, crack dealers love him 

Delivery boys think highly of him 

United Parcel, very colossal 

Sometimes he get a bit hostile 

Don't even care, if people stare 

He gets his package look around, then he's outta there 

Well, another day, another dollar 

Don't wanna do it, boy but he's gotta 

A diamond to sell, three point one carat 

So what he did? Sold it to the first floor fagot 

No real money, one and a third 

But the brother's gonna get, as high as a bird 

Bell bottoms, yes, the man invented the slacks 

Old fashioned turn them naked pointy shoes with spats 

He got the limp to his walk, hat cocked just right 

Walkin' down the block, lookin' like Willy Dynamite 

This man is amazing, he does a lot 

He can tell you what he can do and what he can not 

He get you radios or TV's, clocks and beds 

He's gettin, twenty to life 

Once he's caught by the feds 

His name was Billy 

Yeah, my man went and got her credit card 

Bought my man a Pathfinder Jeep, word up 

I ain't actin' like we ain't been down 

Know what I'm sayin'? He never get love from me 

Always tryin' to con me but I ain't goin' for it 

Word break it down 

Tell 'em what you want Kid Capri 

Man I need a VCR, really 

(Really, really) 

I thought you was goin' to lookout, BILLY 

You told me to be here six o'clock 

By that time, you said you'd be ready to make the drop 

Well, I guess you're frontin' again 

When you gonna be on the up and up my friend? 

You keep conning, you better chill 

'Cause a brother like me will squeal on Billy 

He did it, he did it, word up man 

I'm squealing on him man 

He tried to front on the Kid Capri, word 

His name was Billy 

Ain't no way in the world I'ma let that go 

Lords of funk ain't tryin to have that 

Know what I mean? His name was Billy 

Man, you need to grow up before you blow up 

You know what I'm sayin? 

Stop tryin' to play high post with a low income 

His name was Billy 

I ain't havin' it 

Now before you think about doin' it 

Let me tell you this 

Don't mess with Bill 

(No, no, no, no) 

Don't mess with Bill 

His name was Billy 

His name was Billy 

I think Billy learned his lesson 

Just leave that crack alone 

I'm outta here