If I Could Make A Livin' Drinkin' Lyrics - How Country Are Ya? - Kevin Fowler

Holding down a job too long 

Ain't never been my forte 

Soon as I'm hired I end up fired 

For showing up too late 

I ain't too good at hammer swinging 

Or slapping on that pane 

But I'm highly skilled and qualified 

For doing just one thing 

Yeah, if I could make a living drinking 

I'd be rolling in the dough 

Chug my way up the corporate ladder 

I'd be the boss in no time at all 

I'd be richer than Oprah Winfrey 

If I had a nickel for every beer 

Yeah, if I could make a living drinking 

I'd be employee of the year 

I'd never call in sick 

Wouldn't mind all this working overtime 

I'd be too busy boozing to every join a union 

I'd never run up a picket line 

I'd work through my lunch hour 

Wouldn't never retire 

Never touch my 401K 

If you do what you love and you love what you do 

You'll never work a single day 

Yeah, if I could make a living drinking 

I'd be rolling in the dough 

Chug my way up the corporate ladder 

I'd be the boss in no time at all 

I'd be richer than Oprah Winfrey 

If I had a nickel for every beer 

Yeah, if I could make a living drinking 

I'd be employee of the year 

Yeah, if I could make a living drinking 

I'd be rolling in the dough 

Chug my way up the corporate ladder 

I'd be the boss in no time at all 

I'd be richer than Oprah Winfrey 

If I had a nickel for every beer 

Yeah, if I could make a living drinking 

I'd be employee of the year 

Oh, if I could make a living drinking 

I'd be employee of the year 

Yeah, I'd have more money than ol' Bill Gates 

I'd be richer than Hugh Hefner 

Yeah, I'd have more women than ol' Tiger Woods 

Well, maybe not that many, he's got a lot of women 

You know that I mean, show me the money