Cheaper To Keep Her Lyrics - Kevin Fowler

I asked her what she wanted this year for our anniversary 

She thought about it long and hard and then she said to me 

"Id really like a divorce, think I've finally had enough" 

I said, "Honey, I wasn't planning on spending quite that much" 

Well, it's cheaper to keep her than it is to let her go 

I just can't seem to say goodbye to half of everything I own 

Well, I am damned if I do and I am damned if I don't 

Ya, it's cheaper to keep her than it is to let her go 

She handed me some papers that she wanted me to sign 

She pulled out a pen and pointed at that dotted line 

It's not the thought of losing her that really breaks my heart 

You see I'm in love with all my stuff and that's the hardest part 

Well, it's cheaper to keep her than it is to let her go 

I just can't seem to say goodbye to half of everything I own 

Well, I am damned if I do and I am damned if I don't 

Well, it's cheaper to keep her than it is to let her go 

I started thinking about it, adding it up 

The house, the boat, the car, the truck 

When I see my attorney gonna kick his butt 

For talking me out of that damn prenup 

Well, it's cheaper to keep her than it is to let her go 

I just can't seem to say goodbye to half of everything I own 

Well, I am damned if I do and I am damned if I don't 

Well, it's cheaper to keep her than it is to let her go 

Aint gonna let her go