Orible Orange Lyrics - Kevin Ayers

I'm an orible orange 

Covered in chemical spray. 

I'm absolutely nasty 

That's why I have to say 

That I'm an orible orange 

(he's an orible orange) 

I'm an orible orange 

(he's an orible orange) 

I'm an orible orange 

(he's an orible orange) 

And you shouldn't eat me. 

I'm a soggy white sandwich 

Made from bleached white bread. 

I'm absolutely nutrition-less and useless, 

That's why it has to be said 

That I'm a soggy white sandwich 

(he's a soggy white sandwich), etc. 

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I'm a chemical kipper, 

Coloured with poisonous red dye. 

I wish I were a beautiful bloater 

But next to a pat of rancid butter I lie. 

I'm a chemical kipper, etc. 

I'm a lamentable lentil 

Lamentablentablentablentable lentil. 

I'm a lamentable lentil, etc... 

I'm a miserable maggot, 

I live in poisoned fruit. 

I always have bad tummy aches, 

And very often puke--blechgh! 

I'm a miserable maggot 

Such a miserable maggot. 

Fruit ain't what it used to be. 

I'm a miserable maggot, etc... 

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I'm an unhappy apple 

Covered in chemical dust 

I'm absolutely toxic 

So I warn you all I must 

I'm an unhappy apple, etc. 

...you shouldn't eat me.