Fake Mexican Tourist Blues Lyrics - Odd Ditties - Kevin Ayers

Hey, mister, would you like my sister 

Her name is juanita, 

I think. you'd like to meet her. 

She's a little bit risky, 

Drinking always whiskey. 

But she's really a tiger 

Take you right inside her. 

Hey, mister, got another sister 

Her name is dolores 

She likes pretty colores; 

She's a little bit silly, 

Eating always chili; 

But she's very sexy, 

Take her home in a taxi. 

Hey, juanita, juanita banana 

Hey, juanita, would you hold my banana; 

I'd like it now, I don't mean manana. 

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Hey, brother, what about my mother 

She's only just forty 

She's especially naughty. 

She knows a lot a tricks, 

More than the younger chicks. 

And if you don't like my mother, 

I got a very nice brother. 

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