Rich, White, Straight, Men Lyrics - Kesha

[Verse 1] 

You could ride a unicorn to school 

And if you fall off you'd have healthcare 

(No you don't) 

And if you finish school you'd go to college for free 

That makes sense and that's fair 

(No it's not) 

And if you were a lady 

Then you own your lady parts 

Just like a man goes to a dealership 

And then he owns a car 

[Refrain] 

Vroom vroom 

Fuck you (Fuck you) 

[Pre-Chorus] 

What if life as we knew it was over? 

Guess what? God is a woman, I know her 

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[Chorus] 

What if rich, white, straight men 

Didn't rule the world anymore? 

(Hahahahahahahahaha) 

What if rich, white, straight men 

Didn't rule the world anymore? 

(Hahahahahahahahaha) 

[Verse 2] 

If you're from another land then come here 

You won't have to climb a wall 

(Yes you will!) 

And if you are a boy who loves a boy 

You'll get a wedding cake and all 

(Not in Colorado!) 

And if you are a lady and you do your lady work 

Then you will make as many dollars as the boys 

Not just two thirds 

Photos 

[Refrain] 

Cha-ching 

Fuck you (Fuck you) 

[Pre-Chorus] 

What if life as we knew it was over? 

Guess what? God is a woman, I know her 

[Chorus] 

What if rich, white, straight men 

Didn't rule the world anymore? 

(Hahahahahahahahaha) 

What if rich, white, straight men 

Didn't rule the world anymore? 

(Hahahahahahahahaha) 

[Bridge] 

Twinkle, twinkle little star 

How I wish the world was different 

Where who you love and who you are 

Was nobody's fucking business 

[Chorus] 

What if rich, white, straight men 

Didn't rule the world anymore? 

(Hahahahahahahahaha) 

What if rich, white, straight men 

Didn't rule the world anymore? 

(Hahahahahahahahaha) 

What if rich, white, straight men 

Didn't rule the world anymore? 

(Hahahahahahahahaha) 

What if rich, white, straight men 

Didn't rule the world anymore? 

(Hahahahahahahahaha) 

[Outro] 

What if...