Paris Hilton's Closet Lyrics - Kesha

My best friend Sarah went to Europe for the summer 

My brother got kicked out of school 

Aw bummer! 

Julianne got laid in the back seat of a hummer 

And got arrested 

Like Mel Gibson 

I read 

In the trades 

That the NYSNC boy is 

No way! 

But I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet 

I got drunk and totally lost it 

When i woke up, the first thing that I thought of was 

Oh my, Kesha 

Those hot Jimmy Chus! 

Hey Paris, did I lose it on that pair too? 

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Celebutons work in the glamarazzi 

Shoulda told my story to the tabloids, took the money 

Takes alot to get kicked out of these parties 

And almost get arrested 

Like Mel Gibson 

I don't 

Recall it all 

But i got like fifty phone calls 

Oh my god is it true?! 

I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet 

I got drunk and totally lost it 

When i woke up, the first thing that I thought of was 

Oh no Kesha! 

Those hot Gucci shoes! 

Hey paris, did i lose it on that pair too? 

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Oh 

Of all the stupid things I've done 

I'm the proudest of this one 

But this one's the best! 

I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet 

I got drunk and totally lost it 

When i woke up, the first thing that I thought of was 

Oh my Kesha 

Those hot Jimmy Chus! 

And those Manolos and Pradas and 

Chloes and your sparkly dresses 

Hey Paris! I saw the saaaame stuff at Target 

Hey Paris, whatcha gonna do? 

Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do? 

(Come on Paris!) 

I totally lost it, la la la 

(You're not foolin' me anymore!) 

All over your closet, la la la 

(I saw the tag! I saw the tag!) 

Paris Hilton's closet! 

I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet 

I got drunk(So drunk!)and totally lost it 

When I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet (Really?!) 

I got drunk and totally lost it 

La la la 

Tra la la la la