Interrogation Song (ty Burrell, Sam Eagle And The Muppets) Lyrics - The Muppets Most Wanted - Kermit

Sam: Kermit, let's begin 

Describe the day you played Berlin 

Constantine: We rehearsed and then we walked about 

We ate bratwurst and sauerkraut 

Ty: That night, at 10:03 

were you inside the portrait gallery 

C: From 10 oclock to 10:04 

is when we played the shows encore 

S: Hm, Frog, we've got our doubts 

Can you confirm your whereabouts? 

C: My alibi is water tight 

The audience saw me sing all night 

T: Monsieur, we know you did the crime 

C: I was on stage that whole time 

Ask who sang Rainbow Connection 

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T&S: Thank you, Kermit. 

No more questions 

T: Allo, I think it's time for good cop romantic cop 

Miss Piggy, you cleaned up locked inside 

And now's your chance to save your hide 

Miss Piggy: Gentlemen, I did not know 

It's a crime to steal the show 

S: Tell us how the art was taken 

T: If you want to save your bacon 

MP: I haven't seen your missing art 

All I've stolen was audience hearts 

S: We can give you a plea deal 

T: All you have to do is squeal 

MP: I'm not a thief I don't know how 

All I've ever taken is a bow 

T: We'll catch the swine who did this job 

Photos 

MP: Give up the pig puns creep 

Go jump in a lake that's my suggestion 

T&S: Thank you Piggy no more questions 

T: I think she liked me 

S: I don't think your puns are helping the investigation 

T: You know... 

I think they did it 

S: No they didn't 

T: Yes they did and we can pin it 

S: if they did how did they do it? 

T: if they didn't how didn't they didn't? 

S: if they didn't then it's easy 'cuz they simply didn't do it 

T: if they did it then i knew it but we've nothing that can prove it 

Excuse me 

Bring in the purple guy with the schnoz 

S: Do you remember what you did 

On the night you played Mardid 

Gonzo: I was hit by a raging bull 

and rushed off stage to the hospital 

T: Gonzo, what do you know 

About the sculpture theft at Madrid's Prado 

G: I never saw the stolen bust 

I spent the night in bed concussed 

S: The truth, Gonzo, the clock is tickin' 

G: If you don't believe me, ask the chicken 

Camilla was there she'll cooperate 

T: Madame are you willing to corroborate 

-chicken clucks- 

S: Will somebody get this chicken out of here 

G: Calm down, Camilla, it's a routine inspection 

T&S: Thank you Gonzo, no more questions 

T: Let's go from the start 

What do you know about the stolen art 

Lew: I didn't know there was a plan 

Dr. Teeth: Your accusations far out man 

Honewdew: The chances of us commiting a crime 

are less than point 009 

Swedish Chef: *Gibberish* 

T: To help with our investigation 

Can you do a full translation 

- What the chef just said to you 

was shnoopdy shnoopdy shnoo it's not Swedish 

Animal Grunts and laughs 

Penguins Cluck 

Fozzy: Uh I can do an Elvis impression 

T&S: Thank you, Muppets, no more questions 

T: They didn't 

S: No they didnt 

T: there's no way they did the crime 

S: They couldn't, They're too stupid 

T: They're not criminal master minds 

S: We do not know who did it 

but we know who didn't do it 

T&S: So we know who didn't do it 

Yes we know who didn't do it~ 

T: They are incapable of being culpable