Rub-a-dubbin' Lyrics - Singles - Ken Mellons

I could tell they were nervous 

When they saw me at the service 

And the preacher asked 

If anyone had anything to say 

When they said "I do" 

I jumped up and said "thank you" 

'Cause my alimony just stopped today 

(Chorus) 

He's rub-a-dubbin' in my tub 

He's sleepin' in my bed 

He's watchin' my TV 

He's scratchin' my dog's head 

He thinks he's got H-E-R right down to a "T" 

But he's just the next ex 

Of my ol' used to be 

Every morning he gets up 

And fires up my ol' truck 

He used to work one job 

Thanks to her, now he's got two 

I'll even let him believe that he stole her from me 

But one day I'm gonna send him an I.O.U 

(Repeat chorus twice) 

He's just the next ex 

Of my ol' used to be 

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