Don't Touch Me Lyrics - Sleeping In The Nothing - Kelly Osbourne

He picked me up around a quarter to nine, 

I was a little shocked that he was right on time. 

He was really well mannered as he opened my door, 

He seemed like the man I was looking for. 

He took me to a fancy restaurant, 

And told me to order anything I want. 

I went to the bathroom and called a couple of friends, 

And said: "Oh my god he's such a gentleman" 

He want to have a good time, 

Ass I was drinking his wine. 

And then I started to feel really sleepy, 

And he had this creepy look in his eyes. 

[chorus 2x] 

So don't touch me while I'm sleeping babe, 

I just wake up and break your neck. 

It won't be worth the costs you made, 

Cause this will be the date you never forget. 

I woke up in the morning about half past eight, 

And I couldn't remember what happened to my date. 

My stomach was boozy and it didn't feel right, 

I couldn't recall a single thing from last night. 

My best friend Suzie called me on the phone, 

And said: "Girl you really had it going on". 

If you could imagine the fucking look on my face, 

When I finally realized I was a victim of date rape. 

I went straight to his work and shoved his face to the wall, 

"I hope you had a good time mother fucker, now it's time to say goodbye to your balls". 

[chorus 2x] 

The moral of the story, to make myself clear, 

Is that all you rapist assholes better run with fear. 

I would think twice before your next date, 

Cause you'll just end up someone's bitch in cellblock eight. 

[chorus] 

So don't touch me while I'm sleeping babe, 

I just wake up and break your neck. 

So don't touch me while I'm sleeping babe, 

I just wake up and break your neck.