Xxl Lyrics - Three Chord Country And American Rock & Roll - Keith Anderson

Well, Mamma was exhausted after she had me 

Took two nurses to hold me and one nurse to slap me 

Doctor turned to Mamma and he shook his head 

Wiped the sweat off his brow and then he said 

"This boy's way off the charts as far as I can tell 

Ooh, brr, Mamma, he's a double XL" 

By the second grade, I was five foot two 

Fifth grade, I was wearin' a size 12 shoe 

Eighth grade, I was shoppin' at the Big & Tall 

And the coaches had me playin' High School football 

Uncle Roy said, "Boy, you'll make the NFL 

Ooh, brr, son you're a double XL" 

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Double XL, double XL 

Don't call me on the phone, just ring my dinner bell 

Double XL, double XL 

I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held 

Ooh, brr, baby, I'm a double XL, hey 

Here we go 

Country cuties in Texas, string bikinis in Florida 

Barbie dolls drivin' Lexus out in California 

A skinny little pretty boy ain't what they wanna hold 

They want a real man with meat on his bones 

I'll yank their Yankees, ring their southern bells 

They say, "Ooh, brr, we love a double XL" 

Double XL, double XL 

Don't call me on the phone, just ring my dinner bell 

Double XL, double XL 

I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held 

Ooh, brr, baby I'm a double XL 

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Double XL solo 

Well, double XL, double XL 

Don't call me on the phone, just ring my dinner bell 

Double XL, double XL 

I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held 

Ooh, brr, baby I'm a double XL 

Well if you have any doubts, come see for yourself 

Why all the girls love a double XL 

Ooh, brr, yeah I'm a double XL 

Yeah, oh 

Triple XL too