Merry Christmas From The Family Lyrics - Keen Robert Earl

Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk at our Christmas party 

We were drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog 

Little sister brought her new boyfriend 

He was a Mexican 

We didn't know what to think of him until he sang 

Felis Navidad, Felis Navidad 

Brother Ken brought his kids with him 

The three from his first wife Lynn 

And the two identical twins from his second wife Mary Nell 

Of course he brought his new wife Kay 

Who talks all about AA 

Chain smoking while the stereo plays Noel, Noel 

The First Noel 

Carve the Turkey 

Turn the ball game on 

Mix margaritas when the eggnog's gone 

Send somebody to the Quickpak Store 

We need some ice and an extension chord 

A can of bean dip and some Diet Rites 

A box of tampons, Marlboro Lights 

Haleluja everybody say Cheese 

Merry Christmas from the family 

Fred and Rita drove from Harlingen 

I can't remember how I'm kin to them 

But when they tried to plug their motor home in 

They blew our Christmas lights 

Cousin David knew just what went wrong 

So we all waited out on our front lawn 

He threw a breaker and the lights came on 

And we sang Silent Night, Oh Silent Night, Oh Holy Night