Congratulations Lyrics - Suckin It For The Holidays - Kathy Griffin

i was doin alright 

i've been well behaved 

bad things out of my life 

i thought i was save 

i was gone so long 

hard at work on tour 

got my cable turned back on 

didn't know what was in store 

i turned on the tv 

and suddenly 

they were in front of me 

changed the channel 

they were on all the shows 

it made 

my 

brain explode 

speidi free 

its the way it should be 

get them off of my tv 

before i upchuck my coffee 

will someone rescue me 

will someone hear my plea 

torture of the worst degree 

the world should be 

speidi free 

listen, heidi girl 

you need to get a clue 

your song "body language" 

is no "slave 4 you" 

and mr. spencer pratt 

you think your so adore 

but every time you speak 

its like nails on a chalkboard 

we could send them off 

in an air balloon 

that would never stop 

until it reaches the moon 

we could lock them away 

in a submarine 

then 

up here on land 

it would be 

so serene 

speidi free 

is the way it should be 

get them off of my tv 

before i upchuck my coffee 

someone rescue me 

will someone hear my plea 

torture of the worst degree 

the world should be speidi free 

what i say is not in vain 

its just that 

they will melt your brain 

your eyes will pop 

your ears will blow 

so to speidi 

just say no 

just say no 

make them go 

away