The New Workout Plan Lyrics - College Dropout - Kanye West

You just popped in the Kanye West 

Get right for the summer workout tape 

And ladies if you follow these instructions exactly 

you might bear to pull you a rapper, a NBA player 

Man, at least a dude wit' a car 

So first of all we gon' work on the stomach 

Nobody wants a little tight ass! 

1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and get them sit ups right and 

Tuck your tummy tight and do your crunches like this 

Give head, stop breathe, get up, check your weave 

Don't drop the blunt and disrespect the weed 

Pick up your son and don't disrespect your seed 

It's a party tonight and ooh she's so excited 

Tell me who's invited: you, your friends and my dick 

What's scary to me is Henny makes girls look like Halle Berry to me 

So excuse me miss, I forgot your name 

Thank you, God bless you, good night I came 

I came 

I came 

It's been a week without me 

and she feel weak without me 

She wanna talk it out but 

Ain't nothin' to talk about 

'Lest, she talkin' about freakin' out 

then maybe we can work it out 

Work it out (Come on) 

Work it out now 

Maybe we can work it out (Come on, come on) 

Oh girl your silhouette make me wanna light a cigarette 

My name Kanye from the Jigga set Twista said get it wet 

Ooh girl your breath is harsh 

Cover your mouth up like you got sars 

Off them tracks yea I bought them cars 

Still killa a nigga on 16 bars 

We ain't sweatin' to the oldies we jukin to a cold beat 

Maybe one day girl we can bone 

so you can brag to all your homies now 

But I still mess with a big girl if you ain't fit girl I'll hit girl 

1 and you brought 2 friends OK 3 more now hop in the Benz 

Four door do you know the difference between a 5, 6, 7, 8 

All the mocha lattes you gotta do Pilates 

You gotta pop this tape in before you start back dating 

Hustlers, gangstas, all us, ballas 

It's been a week without me 

and she feel weak without me 

She wanna talk it out but 

Ain't nothin' to talk about 

'Lest, she talkin' about freakin' out 

then maybe we can work it out 

Work it out (Come on) 

Work it out now 

Maybe we can work it out (Come on, come on) 

Hi may name is Jill, I just want to say thanks to 

Kanye's workout plan. I was able to pull a NBA player 

and like now I shop every day on Rodeo drive 

I just want to say, thank you Kanye! woooo! woooo! woooo! 

My name is Lasandra, and I just want to say 

that ever since listenin' to Kanye's workout tape 

I was able to get my phone bill paid, I got sounds and 13's 

put up in my Cavalier and I was able to get a free trip to Cancun 

And what's most importantly is that I ain't gotta fuck Ray Ray's 

broke ass no mo' 

(Work it mo' juge it mo' pump it mo, Chi-town mo' let's go mo') 

My name is Ella-May from Mobille, Alabama 

and I wanna say since listenin' to kanye's workout tape 

i've been able to date outside the family, i got double wide 

and i rode the plane, rode the plane, rode the plane,. 

I'm the envy of all my friends 

See I pulled me a baller man (yeah) 

And I don't gotta work at the mall again 

(Lemme break ya wit' a piece of) 

My favorite work out plan (oh! oh! oh!) 

I wanna see you work out (yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah) 

(It's that old Michael Jackson shit) 

That's right put in work, move your ass, go wizzerk 

Get your salad, no dessert 

Get that man you deserve 

It's Kanye's workout plan 

I said it's Kanye's workout plan (Ladies and gentlemen) 

It's Kanye's workout plan (Allow myself to introduce myself) 

His woooorrrrkkoouut plan (This time around I want y'all to clap like this) 

That's right put in work 

Move your ass, go beserk 

Eat your salad, no dessert 

Get that man you deserve (Stop!) 

It's Kanye's workout plan (Ok bring) 

I said it's Kanye's workout plan (I know y'all ain't tired) 

It's Kanye's workout plan (But I hope not, 'cuz on this one I need ya) 

His woooorrrrkkoouut plan (to give me a soul clap ok? double time) 

That's right put in work (Woo!) 

Move your ass, go beserk (Ow!) 

Eat your salad, no dessert (Ugh!) 

Get that man you deserve 

That's right put in work (Put in work) 

Move your ass, go beserk (Go beserk) 

Eat your salad, no dessert (No dessert) 

Get that man you deserve (You hear, ugh) 

That's right put in work (That's right put in work) 

Move your ass, go beserk (Go beserk) 

Eat your salad, no dessert (Eat your salad, no dessert) 

Get that man you deserve (Woo!) 

(Okay, okay, okay, that's, that'd be good) 

(I appreciate your time) 

I want to see you work out for me 

Woah yeah 

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