I'm So Appalled Lyrics - Kanye West

One hand in the air if you don't really care 

Two hands in the air if you don't really care 

It's like that sometimes, I mean ridiculous 

It's like that sometimes, this shit ridiculous 

One hand in the air if you don't really care 

Middle finger in the air if you don't really care 

It's like that sometimes, man, ridiculous 

Life can be sometimes ridiculous 

I'm so appalled, Spalding ball 

Balding, Donald Trump taking dollars from y'all 

Baby, you're fired, your girlfriend hired 

But if you don't mind, I'mma keep you on call 

We above the law, we don't give a fuck about y'all 

I got dogs that'll chew a fucking hole through the wall 

But since they all lovers, I need more rubbers 

And if I don't use rubbers, need more covers 

Housekeeping, I mean goddamn 

One time let it be a bad bitch sweeping 

That know we get O's like Cheerios 

That know because they seen us in the videos 

That know the day that you play me 

Would be the same day MTV play videos 

That was a little joke, voila 

Praises due to the most high, Allah 

Praises due to the most fly, Prada 

Baby, I'm magic, tada 

Address me as your highness, high as United 

Thirty-thousand feet up and you are not invited 

Niggas be writing bullshit like they gotta work 

Niggas is going through real shit, man, they out of work 

That's why another goddamn dance track gotta hurt 

That's why I'd rather spit something that got a purp' 

Champagne wishes, thirty white bitches 

I mean this shit is fucking ridiculous 

Five star dishes, different exotic fishes 

Man this shit is fucking ridiculous 

How should I begin this? I'm just so offended 

How am I even mentioned by all these fucking beginners? 

I'm so appalled, I might buy the mall 

Just to show niggas how much more I have in store 

I'm fresher than you all, so I don't have to pause 

All of y'all can suck my balls through my drawers 

Dark Knight feeling, die and be a hero 

Or live long enough to see yourself become a villain 

I went from the favorite to the most hated 

But would you rather be underpaid or overrated? 

Moral victories is for minor league coaches 

And 'Ye already told you we major, you cockroaches 

Show me where the boats is, Ferrari Testarossas 

And Hammer went broke so you know I'm more focused 

I lost 30 mil, so I spent another 30 

Cause unlike Hammer, thirty million can't hurt me 

Fucking insane, the fuck am I saying? 

Not only am I fly, I'm fucking not playing 

All these little bitches too big for they britches 

Burning they little bridges, fucking ridiculous 

Champagne wishes, thirty white bitches 

I mean this shit is fucking ridiculous 

Five star dishes, different exotic fishes 

Man this shit is fucking ridiculous 

Success is what you make it, take it how it come 

A half a mil in twenties like a billion where I'm from 

An arrogant drug dealer, the legend I become 

CNN said I'd be dead by 21 

Blackjack, I just pulled an ace 

As you looking at the king in his face 

Everything I dream, motherfuckers, I'm watching it take shape 

While to you I'm just a young rich nigga that lacks faith 

Range Rove, leather roof, love war, fuck a truce 

Still move a bird like I'm in bed with Mother Goose 

Them hoes coming in a baker's dozen 

Claiming they was with me when they know they really wasn't 

I keep the city's best, never said she was the brightest 

So if you had her too, it don't affect me in the slightest 

I never met a bitch that didn't need a little guidance 

So I dismiss her past until she disappoints your highness 

I speak the gospel, hostile 

Tony doing time for what he did to nostrils 

Paranoid mind, I'm still under the watchful 

Eye of the law, aspire for more 

Them kilos came, we gave you Bobby Brown jaw 

Flaws ain't flaws when it's you that makes the call 

Flow similar to the legends of the falls 

Spill it, I own you all, yeah 

One hand in the air if you don't really care 

Two hands in the air if you don't really care 

It's like that sometimes, I mean ridiculous 

It's like that sometimes, this shit ridiculous 

One hand in the air if you don't really care 

Middle finger in the air if you don't really care 

It's like that sometimes, man, ridiculous 

Life can be sometimes ridiculous 

Hah, I am so outrageous 

I wear my pride on my sleeve like a bracelet 

If God had an iPod, I'd be on his playlist 

My phrases amazes the faces in places 

The favorite, hah, my cup overrunneth with hundreds 

Dummy, damn, it's hard not for me to waste it 

The new Commandment: "Thou shalt not hate, kid" 

My movement is like the civil rights, I'm Ralph David 

Abernathy, so call my lady Rosa Parks 

I am nothing like them niggas, baby, those are marks 

I met this girl on Valentine's Day, fucked her in May 

She found out about April, so she chose to march 

Hah, damn another broken heart 

I keep bitches by the twos, nigga, Noah's ark 

I got a seven on me, I call my 'dro Lamar 

Plus a Trojan in my pocket, Matt Leinart 

G-A-T in the Pathfinder 

Cause you haters got PhDs 

Y'all just some major haters and some math minors 

Tiger Woods, don't make me grab iron 

Ayo, champagne wishes and thirty white bitches 

You know the shit is fucking ridiculous 

Cars for the missus and furs for the mistress 

You know that shit is fucking ridiculous 

One hand in the air if you don't really care 

Two hands in the air if you don't really care 

It's like that sometimes, I mean ridiculous 

It's like that sometimes, this shit ridiculous 

One hand in the air if you don't really care 

Middle finger in the air if you don't really care 

It's like that sometimes, man, ridiculous 

Life can be sometimes ridiculous 

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