Illest Motherfucker Alive Lyrics - Kanye West

*3 Minute Pause* 

1985 white Lamborghini Countach, 2 of 'em 

I need a slow motion video right now 

Cause I'm moving in slow motion, slow motion 

Feeling like Hype Williams shooting a nigga 

Shooting a nigga, hey, hey, hey 

I need a slow motion video right now, ay, ay 

Damn baby pussy can't be your only hustle 

Unless you bad as Naomi Russell 

I mean a lot of niggas got money 

So basically, Russell ain't the only Russell 

Russell Brand, Russell Crowe 

Zero Zero Zero Zero, a whole lot of 0's 

What you after, actor money? 

You in line behind currency, yeah you after money 

Bullet proof condom when I'm in these hoes 

Got staples on my dick (why?) fuckin' centerfolds 

And I swear to God they so cold 

Got a nigga in Miami wearing winter clothes 

I got my fur on feelin' like Jerome 

She got her fur too, we got our his-and-her on 

Don't look at the jewelry, or get your blurr on 

Too close, you comatose so dope you overdose 

Get back, you overclose 

Oh no, the hood was strugglin' 

But then I blessed them with that Polo 

Niggas was making music and then my first solo... 

Collo Drolo sponsered by Manalo 

She got Zeppi Notos ready for some photos 

Yeah and I'm cold bitch, please try to keep the door closed 

Lanvin thousand dollar tee with no logos 

Let me show you what I see when my eyes closed 

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Take it how you want til a nigga dead 

Til then I'm the illest motherfucker alive 

Whole world aiming at a nigga head 

Because I'm the illest motherfucker alive 

King HOV, I'm exactly what the fuck you think 

11 in a row, Bill Russell rings 

Michael Jordan swag, yall think Michael Jordan bad 

Nigga, I got 5 more rings than Michael Jordan had! 

Elvis has left the building, now I'm on the Beatles ass 

Niggas hear Watch The Throne, yeah it's like the Beatles back 

Bey Bey my Yoko Ono, Rih Rih complete my family 

Imagine how that's goin look front row at the Grammys 

Fuck your awards like Eddie Murphy's couch 

Da Roc is in the building we should have stayed in the house 

I don't even know what we doing here 

Seems to me a complete waste of gear 

Just a fuckin' waste of time, a complete waste of bottles 

Niggas fashion is weak, they be wastin' all the models 

Got the oversized Rolley let me show the how to do it 

When I say it then you see, it ain't only in the music 

Basquiats, Warhols serving as my muses my house like a museum 

So I see em when I'm peeing 

Usually you have this much taste you European 

That's the end of that way of thinking, nigga never again 

Know when to leave when the heat is coming I learned that 

This is where DeNiro would be if he ain't turn back 

Fuck Sosa, this HOV-a: this is real life 

This is what the ending of Scarface should feel like 

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I need a slow motion video right now 

Cause I'm moving in slow motion, slow motion 

Feelin' like Hype Williams shooting a nigga, shooting a nigga, hey, hey, hey 

I need a slow motion video right now, ay, ay 

I'm moving in slow motion, slow motion