Illest Motherfucker Alive Lyrics - Watch The Throne - Kanye West And Jay-z

1985 white Lamborghini countach, two of 'em 

I need a slow motion video right now 

Cause I'm moving in slow motion, slow motion 

Feelin' like Hype Williams shooting a nigga 

Shooting a nigga, hey hey hey 

I need a slow motion video right now ay ay 

Damn baby pussy can't be your only hustle 

Unless you bad as Naomi Russell 

I mean a lot of niggas got money 

So basically, Russell ain't the only Russell 

Russell brand, Russell crow 

Zero zero zero zero, a whole lot of 0's 

What you after, actor money? 

You in line behind currency, yeah you after money 

Bullet proof condom when I'm in these hoes 

Got staples on my dick (why) fuckin' centerfolds 

And I swear to god they so cold 

Got a nigga in Miami wearing winter clothes 

I got my fur on feelin' like Jerome 

She got her fur too, we get our his and her on 

Don't look at the jewelry, or get your blur on 

Too close, you comatose so dope you overdose 

Get back, you over close 

Oh no, the hood was strugglin' 

But then I blessed them with that polo 

Niggas was making music and then my first solo 

Collo Drolo sponsored by Manolo 

She got Zeppi Notos ready for some photos 

Yeah and I'm cold bitch, please try to keep the door closed 

Lanvin thousand dollar tee with no logos 

Let me show you what I see when my eyes closed 

Take it how you want til a nigga dead 

(til then I'm the illest motherfucer alive) 

Whole world aiming at a nigga head 

(because I'm the illest motherfucker alive) 

Yeah yeah uh huh hold up 

King Hov, I'm exactly what the fuck you think 

Eleven in a row, Bill Russell rings, Michael Jordan swag 

Y'all think Michael Jordan bad 

Nigga I got a 5 more rings than Michael Jordan had 

Elvis has left the building now I'm on the Beatles ass 

Niggas hear watch the throne, 

Yeah it's like the Beatles back 

Bey' Bey' my yoko ono, 

Rih' Rih' complete the family 

Imagine how that's gon' look front row at the Grammys 

Fuck your awards like Eddie Morphy's couch 

The Roc is in the building we should have stayed in the house 

I don't even know what we doing here 

Seems to me a complete waste of gear 

Just a fuckin' waste of time, a complete waste of bottles 

Niggas fashion is weak, they be wastin' all the models 

Got the oversized Rolley let me show the how to do it 

When I say it then you see, it ain't only in the music 

Basquiats, Warhols serving as my muses 

My house like a museum, so I see 'em when I'm peeing 

Usually you have this much taste you European 

That's the end of that way of thinking, nigga never again 

Know when to leave when the heat is coming, I learned that 

This is where De Niro would be if he ain't turn back 

Fuck Sosa, this Hova this is real life 

This is what the ending of Scarface should feel like