Holiday Madness Lyrics - Singles - Kam

Every year I hear, "Happy holiday" 

What's my religion? I do what the dollar say 

That's why I celebrate Christmas 

'Cause this overweighted redneck devil is big business 

So all season I'm up preyin' 

On black communities, is what I'm sayin' 

And y'all keepin' me fat 

All over America it's on like that 

Kids lookin' for Saint Nick 

Just leave me some cookies and get off my damn dick 

You want a present? Nigga, please 

Your house is a wreck, and you're decoratin' trees 

Now how dumb can y'all be? 

No food in the kitchen, and you go and buy a tree? 

And then say it's for the children, but you're grown 

They can't miss what they ain't never known 

But since everybody else is out celebratin' 

You allow your child to worship a Satan 

Better known as Santa 

Claws in your pocket from L.A. to Atlanta 

And yeah pops, you're silly too 

You shoulda told your children Santa Clause is really you 

And spared 'em the sadness 

Before they got all caught up in holiday madness 

Holiday madness 

A whole day dedicated to the devil 

Is Palm Sunday, and after church I'm goin' huntin' 

For colored eggs, 'cause Santa was frontin' 

He musta thought it was Passover 

'Cause he never brought his ass over my house 

But today I get new clothes anyway 

Plus a little money, thank you Easter Bunny 

For the basket of jelly beans 

Even though I don't know what the hell he means 

I never read about him in the Bible 

The horny little pagan idol 

No wonder my mind is so twisted 

But thank God my church wasn't broke-wristed 

Even though I never went 

I know I still can repent 

'Cause ain't nobody perfect, but niggas so dense 

We seem to only come together over nonsense 

Holiday madness 

A whole day dedicated to the devil 

October 31st is my favorite 

Little boys still at my do', 'cause I ain't gave 'em shit 

But what you showed me in for? 

Little brats yellin', "Trick or treat", all through my screen door 

When y'all should be at home sleep 

Instead of at my front porch 15 deep 

The jack lantern came in handy 

Yo, I can turn my porch light out like I ain't got no candy 

But ain't that somethin'? 

You buy a Halloween costume and a pumpkin'? 

Almost gave your children a heart attack 

It's a tradition, but who the hell started that? 

A whole day dedicated to the devil 

That's just one out of several 

Most people don't think 

But America need to see a shrink for her holiday madness 

Holiday madness 

A whole day dedicated to the devil 

Damn, I can't wait until it get dark 

So I can light these fireworks up at the park 

And celebrate my independence 

It's the 4th of July, but I ain't got 10 cents 

I bought the jumbo assortment 

Then came out the pocket for a goddamn skyrocket 

And the shit was a dud 

It was lit, but it never even left the mud 

But at least I got freedom where I'm at 

Plus Red Devil and Wild Cat 

And they open 24 hours 

And right about now they got a sale on bloomin' flowers 

So I'm ready to celebrate 

July 4th 1930, the true date 

'Cause in 1776 

Black people were still in the mix 

Until the comin' of W.B. Farrhad 

The God in person, yeah cursin' America 

Word is bond 

And left us Elijah and Farrakhan 

[Incomprehensible] 

Holiday madness 

Holiday madness 

Holiday madness