Bigger Fish To Fry Lyrics - Singles - Justin Mcbride

I stole a quarter when I was a kid 

And momma said I'd be sorry for the sin that I did 

And daddy whopped me 

And the preacher said shame 

But I guess the Bible lessons didn't take 

'Cause I cuss and I smoke 

I laugh at dirty jokes 

The minor vices, man I know 'em well 

Ive closed down bars 

I've lusted in my heart 

My ex-wives think I ought to burn in Hell 

But the devil won't even notice when I die 

Don't ya figure, he's got bigger fish to fry 

Boss Hogg, politicians taken' pork-barrel bribes 

Crooked corporation honchos get off with no time 

Christmas Eve burglars stealing good childrens toys 

Pop stars hanging out with little boys 

Yeah, I cuss and I smoke 

I laugh at dirty jokes 

The minor vices, man I know 'em well 

Ive closed down bars 

I've lusted in my heart 

My ex-wives think I ought to burn in Hell 

But the devil won't even notice when I die 

'Cause I figure, he's got bigger fish to fry 

There's gonna be a bonfire burning 

An everlasting barbeque 

But with all the bad stuff going on 

There ain't gonna be room for me and you 

Yeah, cause I cuss and I smoke 

I laugh at dirty jokes 

The minor vices, man I know 'em well 

Ive closed down bars 

I've lusted in my heart 

My ex-wives think I ought to burn in Hell 

But the devil he won't notice when I die 

Dont you figure, he's got bigger fish to fry 

The way I figure he's got bigger fish to fry 

Man, it's hot in here