Well I Guess I Told You Off Lyrics - Singles - June Carter Cash

If brains were thousand dollar bills 

I'd tell you what we'd bet 

You wouldn't have enough 

To buy a cup of coffee yet 

Well, that ain't the way I heared it 

But here's a though for you 

Your's might as well be coffee grounds 

For all the thinking they'll do 

Well I guess I told you off 

That ought to hold you for a spell 

Furthermore if you don't like it 

You can pack tonight, get out of sight 

And go jump in the well! 

Sometimes you make me so darn mad 

That here's what I could do 

I'd pick you up and shake you up 

And bite you half in two 

Well that ain't the way I heared it 

And sister if you do 

You'll learn right quick that you done 

Bit off more than you can chew 

Well I guess I told you off 

That ought to hold you for a spell 

Furthermore if you don't like it 

You can pack tonight, get out of sight 

And go jump in the well! 

If common sense was ice cubes 

You can take it straight from me 

You wouldn't even have enough 

To cool a glass of tea 

Well that ain't the way I heared it 

You're just a wasting breath 

Huh, if them ice cubes was ignorance 

You'd done be froze to death 

Well I guess I told you off 

That ought to hold you for a spell 

Furthermore if you don't like it 

You can pack tonight, get out of sight 

And go jump in the well!