You're So London Lyrics - Julie Andrews And Carol Burnett: The Cbs Television Specials - Julie Andrews

Carol: You're so London, you're so Kensington Gardens, and I'm so San Antone... 

Julie: (spoken) What's wrong with that? 

Carol: You're so harp strings, you're so chamber ensemble, and I'm so saxophone... 

Julie: (spoken) It's my favourite instrument. 

Carol: You're so kippers, so caviar, and I'm so liverwurst... 

Julie: (spoken) It's delicious! 

Carol: You're so Shakespeare, so Bernard Shaw, and I'm so Fannie Hurst! 

Julie: (spoken) Fannie who? 

Carol: You're so Harpers, you're so Manchester Guardian, and I'm so Daily News... 

Julie: (spoken) Come on now... 

Carol: You're so white pumps, you're so pink satin slippers, and I'm so army shoes! 

Wherever you go, you belong... 

Julie: Oh Carol, you're wrong, wrong, wrong... 

You're so hi there, you're so put-her-there-partner! and I'm so how d'ya do... 

You're so pogo! You're so Pop-eye, and peanuts, and I'm so Winnie-the-Pooh... 

You're root beer! You're ginger ale! And I'm so lemon squash... 

You're so 'oh, hey bud, where's the ladies room?' and I'm so 'may I wash...?' 

You're so Mermen, you're so Rosalind Russell, and I'm so Deborah Kerr... 

Carol: (spoken) Oh I love her! 

Julie: You're so 4H! You're so SPCA! And I'm oh, so DAR....! 

Wherever you go, you belong... 

Carol: No, you're wrong, wrong, wrong! 

You're so Pall Mall! You're so Benson & Hedges! 

Julie: (spoken) I don't smoke! 

Carol: And I'm so corn-cob pipe... 

Julie: (spoken) You shouldn't either... 

Carol: (spoken) D'you know what it's like going through life looking like a corn-cob pipe? 

Julie: (spoken) Oh, come on! 

You're coyote! 

Carol: (howls) 

Julie: You're prairie dog! And I'm so birds and bees... 

Carol: You're so dirndls! You're so petticoats! And I'm so PVDs...! 

Face it, Julie, you are HEAVEN! 

You know what you are, you're cotton-candy. You're Christmas! You're carnivals! 

Julie: (spoken) What? 

Carol: You're a little girl in her first prom dress, on her first date, all dressed up, tripping down the stairs with stars in her eyes! 

Julie: You're hayrides, you're Halloween! You're firecrackers on the fourth of July! 

You're a little child at his first ball game, waving his pennant in the breeze...erm...you're our boys overseas! 

Both: So.....we'll be partners! Just like hotdogs and mustard, a twosome, a duet! 

We'll be buddies, just like Huntley and Brinkley, we're... 

Carol: ...Andrews... 

Julie: ...and Burnett! 

Both: Wherever we go we belong, we belong, we belong....together! 

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