An Average British Christmas Lyrics - Singles - Josh Ryan

7am 

It's normally too early 

But not on Christmas 

Waking up, my parents 

so I can unwrap the pressies 

Off we go, down the stairs 

I'm expecting, disappointment 

Unwrapping the first present 

I wonder what it'll be 00:47 

It's a pair of socks 

On them, a cute Fox 

I don't need more of these 

The next one will be good, oh please 

Deodorant 

Do I really smell that bad? 

Thanks Dad 

Lets move on, for more... 

This isn't that bad, 

Could've been worse 

It's not exactly, 

Top notch yet (x4) 

Unwrapping, for more delight now 

I wonder what it'll be.. 

I got a teddy 

but im seventeen 

Oh its my sisters 

Thanks for the wrong thing 

4th present now 

Dairy Milk Chocolate 

I'm not complaining 

Best present yet 

Oh oh 

It got better 

I got a pair of shoes 

and a few games 

it was decent, 

Food was good 

until next year 

goodnight, everyone 

Merry Christmas!