Flight Attendant Lyrics - Josh Rouse

When I was 

A little baby 

A mamma's boy 

No one could save me 

From those kids at school 

They would bully 

They would tease 

They would taunt me 

Haunt me 

You're such a pretty boy 

You're such a pretty boy 

You're such a pretty boy 

You're such a pretty boy 

Fear 

I grew up so scared 

The bible belt 

Redneck lifestyle 

One day I'll fly free 

In the airplane 

Where's my seat? 

Where's my champagne? 

Champagne 

I'm such a pretty boy 

I'm such a pretty boy 

I'm such a pretty boy 

I'm such a pretty boy 

Heaven knows the lengths I go to please them every day 

And they don't even notice when I'm 

Down 

Such a pretty boy 

Such a pretty boy 

Such a pretty boy 

Such a pretty boy 

Such a pretty boy 

Such a pretty boy 

Such a pretty boy 

Such a pretty boy 

Hotels were closed 

And the airport was clean 

He was stranded alone 

In his southwest dream 

Hotels were closed 

And the airport was clean 

I was stranded alone 

In my southwest dream