Merchandisers Lyrics - Chess In Concert (2 Cd) - Josh Groban

Whether you are pro or anti 

Or could not care less 

We are here to tell you 

We are here to sell you chess 

Not a chance of you escaping from our wiles 

We've locked the doors, we've blocked the aisles 

We've a franchise worth exploiting 

And we will - yes we will! 

When it comes to merchandising 

We could kill 

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When you get up - 

When you get up in the morning 

Till you crash at night 

You will have to live your life 

With bishop, rook and knight 

Clean your teeth with chequered toothpaste 

Wear our vests 

Our kings and queens on bouncing breasts 

You could even buy a set 

And learn to play 

We don't mind we'll sell you something 

Anyway 

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We've done all our market research 

And our findings show 

That this game of chess could be around 

A month or so 

Maybe it's a bit confusing 

For a game 

But Rubik's Cubes were much the same 

In the end the whole world bought one 

All were gone 

By which time we merchandisers 

Had moved on 

By which time we had moved on!