The Campfire Song Lyrics - Jonathan Raviv

Spoken 

Come on grab some ambrosia and let the nectar flow 

Why is everyone scraping part of their plate into the fire? 

Is the food here really that bad? 

Offering to the gods! 

It's not enough that they're omnipotent and all 

powerful, they need to feel appreciated. To the gods 

To the gods! 

Oh things couldn't be worse when your parents run the universe 

oh things couldn't be worse when your folks run the universe 

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My dad is Hermes he messengers things 

you'll know his sign by his shoes with those wings 

I wait by the phone but the phone never rings oh no 

When your dad's a god life can be 

tough I met the guy once and once was enough 

Oh i hear that! Annabeth? 

My mom's Athena she's smart and she's wise 

she's sworn off gluten and she's sworn off guys 

if she came to camp it be a surprise oh no 

Oh no 

Oh and my stepmom she hates me and my dad works all day 

so I left Virginia and I ran away 

Oh things couldn't be worse when your parents run the universe 

oh things couldn't be worse when your folks run the universe 

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My mom's Demeter goddess of grain 

she gets excited when it starts to rain 

but planting and planting and planting is a pain oh no 

Oh no 

Right? For their 16th birthday my friends 

got a car 

I got a fern in some dumb mason jar! 

Oh, my turn! I'm a child of Pan god of the wild 

for those who love nature they're often beguiled 

he's not really my dad but I'm sort of his child oh no 

Oh no 

He went for a hike to explore new frontiers 

and no one has seen him for thousands of years 

Oh things couldn't be worse when your parents run the universe 

oh things couldn't be worse when your folks run the universe 

Spoken 

Chiron, who's your dad? 

Oh well, my father is Kronos 

Remember my lecture? He ate his children 

Spoken 

Chiron wins 

Yeah his dad's definitely the worst 

How about you Silena? 

The goddess of love my mom's Aphrodite 

she tries to be cool but mainly she's flighty 

I'll bring home a boy and she's there in her nighty 

Oh no 

It's so embarassing guys! 

I try to seek help from even the fates 

cause she steals my mascara and all of my dates 

Spoken 

Oh right Percy, it's your turn! 

Yeah 

If I try to sing it would probably cause a avalanche 

Oh we're all friends here, c'mon give it a shot! 

Ok, um 

My mom was named Sally she loved 

scary movies and food that was blue and 

Spoken 

He's doing it wrong 

Yeah who's your godly parent? 

Oh I don't know 

That's alright 

A lot of half-bloods never know their godly parent, just give it a try 

So my dad's some god 

that's great I guess 

did he not want me or not want the stress 

too bad he's the worst and my life is a mess oh no 

Oh yeah Percy 

I hope he shows even a trace cause I've 

got some choice words to throw in his face 

Oh things couldn't be worse when your 

parents run the universe 

oh things couldn't be worse 

But I don't care where our parents 

may be as long as you are here with me 

We don't care where our parents may be 

as long as you are here with me 

as long as you are here with me!