Me And The I.r.s. Lyrics - Johnny Paycheck

Well you can tell them boys at the IRS* 

This ol' boy, hell I've had enough 

The way the big man rakes it in 

The little man coughs it up 

Well the bite keeps gettin' bigger 

And the paycheck keeps gettin' small 

You know the IRS, they ain't gonna rest 

Til they think they've got it all 

They got the bluff on a lotta folks 

But honeys I ain't one 

From now on, I'm keepin' my pay 

Ain't gonna deduct nothin' 

Take the 1040 forms and shove 'em 

Straighten out their own damn mess 

You can write me off 

Cuz I ain't givin' a dime to the IRS 

How can I keep my arm around my woman 

With Uncle Sam's hand in my pants? 

If I can't pay the fiddler 

Well how the hell am I gonna dance? 

I don't mind kickin' in my fair share 

I might even back up and say yes 

But the big man plays while the little man pays 

So the hell with the IRS 

They got the bluff on a lotta folks 

But honeys I ain't one 

From now on, I'm keepin' my pay 

Gonna deduct nothin' 

Take the 1040 forms and shove 'em 

Put 'em where the sun don't shine 

You can write me off 

Cuz I ain't givin' a dime to the IRS 

You can write me off 

Cuz I ain't givin' a dime to the IRS 

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