Everybody Loves A Nut Lyrics - Johnny Cash

Everybody loves a nut the whole world loves a weirdo 

Brains are in a rut but everybody loves a nut 

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There was a hermit named Fred who kept the dead horse in his cave 

And everyone said to Fred 

Fred how come you keep a dead horse in your cave and he said well 

(Everybody loves a nut the whole world loves a weirdo) 

Brains are in a rut but everybody loves a nut 

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A columbia man named Frank had a tiger named Hank 

He tried to put Hank in his tank guess what happened to ol' Frank 

When they picked up the teets there and eyeballs 

And erected a tombstone that read 

(Everybody loves a nut... 

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Another Columbia fella told queen Isabella 

I don't think the world is flat and now what do you think about that 

And she said you don't and he said no ma'm 

And she said he'd get out of my queendom and he said yes ma'm 

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