Sluts Lyrics - John Wesley Harding

Well, were sluts, you and me 

Succumb to pleasure easily 

Despite our last sincere intent 

We rise at two and go out unkempt 

Retire at six for a little more 

Hey, theres no one keeping score 

Except the dog whos kinda bored 

And were sluts, the two of us 

Why walk, we can get the bus 

Why get the bus when we can cab it 

Living large is our best habit 

Dont cook now, its much too late 

Look at all the dirty plates 

Lets go where we dont have to wait 

And no ifs, no ands, no buts cause were sluts 

Were sluts and were proud of it 

Doing whats appropriate 

One day we will live like kings 

In one big house but separate wings 

Sluts, were sluts, its what we do 

Promiscuity for two 

Were not here wait for the tone 

Oh yes, we rarely check the phone 

Please call back another day 

Hold me down just where I lay 

I dont wanna float away 

No ifs, no ands, no buts cause were sluts 

Were sluts, were proud of it 

Curled up like invertebrates 

One day we will live like queens 

Always just beyond our means 

And were sluts 

Sluts, sluts, sluts 

Were sluts 

Its our claim to fame 

Please remind me of your name 

This is where we both belong 

I wonder where my cellphones gone 

Lets be realistic sweet 

Soon well have to make ends meet 

Make our home between the sheets 

No ifs, no ands, no buts, were sluts 

Were sluts and were proud of it 

Doing whats appropriate 

One day we will live like kings 

In one big house separate wings 

Were sluts, we dont care 

You look good in my underwear 

I love you you so and so 

We just met three days ago 

Sluts