Who Stole The Soul Of Johnny Dreams Lyrics - Singles - John Stewart

Attention K Mart shoppers 

Do you really need all of that crap? 

It's made somewhere in Thailand 

And no one's taking the rap 

I'm holding out for yellow 

Airbags in my shoes 

I saw the ad from Calvin Klein 

It's the kind the junkies use 

Watching too much TV 

When will I ever learn? 

They call me the midnight surfer 

'Cause I love to watch the channels turn 

At 8 p.m. on Channel 2 

When Animals Attack 

There's a lot of guys that I once knew 

With a monkeys on their backs 

Written on the bathroom walls 

That the old fan dancer cleans 

Is the never answered question 

Who stole the soul of Johnny Dreams? 

A singing dog named Peewee 

He is the star of the neighborhood 

He's singing songs from Oklahoma 

His Tutti Fruiti is awfully good 

Straight edged boy is cooking 

Tofu for his friends 

They're planning their next sit in 

For the animals have friends 

And written on the bathroom walls 

That the old fan dancer cleans 

Is the never answered question 

Who stole the soul of Johnny Dreams? 

Still I'm a circus boy 

They're taking up croquet 

Someone stole a ferris wheel 

From Fargo yesterday 

Well, I have no sense of who I am 

Or who that I am not 

Am I The Great Wallenda 

That everyone forgot 

And I still write the songs 

That only I will sing 

Something has gone wrong 

It's the bell that never rings 

And hip-hop rappers and DJ's 

Pop stars, lawyers and thieves 

Someone's selling the rainbow, yeah 

And things that you wouldn't believe 

And written on the bathroom walls 

The old fan dancer cleans 

Is the never answered question 

Who stole the soul of Johnny Dreams? 

Written on the bathroom walls 

That the old fan dancer cleans 

Is the never answered question 

Who stole the soul of Johnny Dreams? 

Who stole the soul, who stole the soul? 

Who stole the soul, who stole the soul? 

Who stole the soul of Johnny Dreams?