The Hand Of The Almighty Lyrics - Surprise! - John R. Butler

Oh, sinner, do not stray 

From the straight and narrow way 

For the Lord is surely watching what you do 

If you approach the Devils den 

Turn round dont enter in 

Lest the hand of the almighty fall on you. 

Hell fuck you up (hell fuck you up) 

Yes, God will fuck you up 

If you dare to disobey his stern command. 

Hell fuck you up (hell fuck you up) 

Dont you know hell fuck you up 

So you better do some prayin while you can. 

Long ago a man named Lot 

Had a wife he thought was hot 

But she could not stop her black and sinful ways. 

You know it was her own damn fault 

When God turned that bitch to salt. 

Thats the way he used to work back in those days: 

He fucked em up (he fucked em up) 

He really fucked em up 

When the people went and turned their backs on him 

He can fuck you up (hell fuck you up) 

No shit hell fuck you up 

Just like he fucked the people up back then. 

I used to have a friend named Ray 

Who walked that evil way 

He cursed and drank and broke his neighbors fence 

You know Ray was full aware 

That some sheep were over there 

And he knew them in the Biblical sense. 

God fucked him up (he fucked him up) 

He went and fucked Ray up 

Went and paid him back for all his wicked sins. 

He fucked him up (he fucked him up) 

Fucked that boy completely up 

Now hes married to a Presbyterian.