Wedding Day In Funeralville Lyrics - Common Sense - John Prine

It's Wedding Day in Funeralville 

Your soup spoon's on your right 

The King and Queen will alternate 

With the refrigerator light 

They'll be boxing on the T.V. show 

The colored kids will sing 

Hoo ray for you 

And midnight's oil 

Lets burn the whole damn thing 

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Felicia is my dark horse girl 

I'll take her if it rains 

She throws up punch 

Upon the host 

And says many stupid things 

But she ain't so bad 

When we're all alone 

She's as different 

As can be 

She's a part a my heart 

Don'tcha pull us apart 

She's like one of the family 

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Chorus 

Oh no! Trouble in the attic 

Won't somebody turn on a lite 

Got so, so many troubles 

Can't even tell 

Wrong from right 

I'm gonna comb my hair 

Darn my socks 

Tip my hat 

And say goodnight 

It's Wedding Day in Funeralville 

What shall I wear tonight? 

It's wedding Day in Funeralville 

What shall I wear tonight? 

My car is stuck in Washington 

And I cannot find out why 

Come sit beside me on the swing 

And watch the angels cry 

It's anybody's ballgame 

It's everybody's fight 

And the streetlamp said 

As he nodded his head 

It's lonesome out tonight 

Repeat Chorus