Linda Goes To Mars Lyrics - German Afternoons - John Prine

I just found out yesterday that Linda goes to Mars 

Every time I sit and look at pictures of used cars 

She'll turn on her radio and sit down in her chair 

And look at me across the room, as if I wasn't there 

Chorus: 

Oh My stars! My Linda's gone to Mars 

Well I wish she wouldn't leave me here alone 

Oh My stars! My Linda's gone to Mars 

Well, I wonder if she'd bring me something home. 

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Something, somewhere, somehow took my Linda by the hand 

And secretly decoded our sacred wedding band 

For when the moon shines down up on our happy, humble home 

Her inner space gets tortured by some outer space unknown. 

Repeat Chorus: 

Photos 

Now I ain't seen no saucers 'cept the ones upon the shelf 

And if I ever seen one I'd keep it to myself 

For if there's life out there somewhere beyond this life on earth 

Then Linda must have gone out there and got her money's worth. 

Repeat Chorus: 

Yeah, I wonder if she'd bring me something home.