Dear Abby Lyrics - Prime Prine: The Best Of John Prine - John Prine

Dear Abby, Dear Abby ... 

My feet are too long 

My hair's falling out and my rights are all wrong 

My friends they all tell me that I've no friends at all 

Won't you write me a letter, Won't you give me a call 

Signed Bewildered 

Bewildered, Bewildered... 

Chorus: 

You have no complaint 

You are what your are and you ain't what you ain't 

So listen up Buster, and listen up good 

Stop wishing for bad luck and knocking on wood 

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Dear Abby, Dear Abby... 

My fountain pen leaks 

My wife hollers at me and my kids are all freaks 

Every side I get up on is the wrong side of bed 

If it weren't so expensive I'd wish I were dead 

Signed Unhappy 

Unhappy, Unhappy... 

Repeat Chorus 

Dear Abby, Dear Abby... 

You won't believe this 

But my stomach makes noises whenever I kiss 

My girlfriend tells me It's all in my head 

But my stomach tells me to write you instead 

Signed Noise-maker 

Noise-maker, Noise-maker 

Repeat Chorus 

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Dear Abby, Dear Abby... 

Well I never thought 

That me and my girlfriend would ever get caught 

We were sitting in the back seat just shooting the breeze 

With her hair up in curlers and her pants to her knees 

Signed Just Married 

Just Married, Just Married... 

Repeat Chorus